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THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS

January

 

Minutes to midnight and I open the lounge curtains in readiness for the anticipated fireworks. I look to the west where the lights of the villages,snuggling on Cannock Chase, twinkle in the distance. To the North the steep hill falls away into town and on the far side of the valley lies Newhall, home of the trolls! To the south the road continues climbing and curves away towards the now dark, deserted common. Atop the hill looking eastward 2 telephone towers stand sentinal beside the Ski Slope, which is now at the centre of the National Forest. I pour myself a large tot of whisky, noone is here to supervise the size of the bevvy! On television, Jools Holland counts down to the birth of a new year, the church bells peal out their welcome and the sky is ablaze with coloured fire. I think of my Grandchildren in Venta Icenorum and Dùn Èideann and of Alex, my youngest grandchild - a year ago he underwent serious heart surgery at St James Hospital, Leeds. Thanks to the expertise and dedication of those Doctors and Nurses he is in Jorvik almost walking! He flies to Malta for his first winter holiday! My new computer is up and running. Vista is odd but I will get used to it .. eventually. I have a cough and cold.

 

February

My Monday trips to the brewery capital of England continue, with breakfast at the Café B. Most of the sales are over and as usual I seem to miss all these ‘bargains. It is 50 years since the Munich Air Disaster. Memories flood into my mind of days and people long gone. I should not have watched the tribute programmes, "Totally dejected, morose and unhappy."  £50 bond win, United beating Arsenal 4-0 in Cup and scousers losing 2-1 to Barnsley cheer me up slightly!!

 

March

Struggling getting all my data off the old computer - it really was on its last chip!! United continue to win despite Liverpool employing there own referee! Wild winds, cold but very little snow - climate change or what? Paid deposit on annual holiday.

 

April

Mondays, visit to Café B for breakfast, not impressed it has lost its ambience. The weather is warming so pay visit to a local garden centre – buy gooseberry bush and replacement of rotting garden fence panel a later trip and I get 4 large containers for 2 each of cherry and peach trees! See if containers help keep the slugs at bay! United struggling to another title win. Petrol now over £6 a gallon. [$ 10].  The strip of land at the front of house is now laid with cotswold stone instead of a bed of next doors dandelions! 

 

May

 Utility bills increasing - have to increase all my direct debits! Euro 1.40 to the £1 - got fewer than last year for same amount! 10th and set off on Shearings "Grand Tourer" coach. Another enjoyable holiday in France. Manchester United win the Premiership for the 10th time out of the last 16 years ! Manchester United defeat Chelsea, 6-5 on penalties and win the European Cup. CHAMPIONS.

 

June

Monday's breakfasts in Cafe b stopped. Last june the Footsie reached an all time high, now it is dropping like a stone! All thanks to the home of capitalism. "Burn your credit cards." Saw programme about area of China where inhabitants claim to have "Roman blood!" Interesting subject for novel????? Long weekend in Jorvik - had Father's Day meal in Churchill Hotel, excellent value. 27th and it is wet and cold. . . 15 C or 59 F. in June? ! ! ! !

 

July

Nic and Alex came for a few days. The Pyracantha has a blackbird nesting - eventually 3 fledglings fly off. Not wet as last year - the slug population are freezing this year !! Book a short holiday in Jersey. 

 

August

 The wicked witch continues to stir her evil brew. Nic, Marie and Alex visit for my birthday - went to Twycross Zoo. Had evening meal at the "Yard" - think I enjoyed the evening !! The 2008 olympics open in Beijing with a spectacular display which is more than can be said for london's contribution. 

 

September

The fencing all weatherproofed, unfortunately chose a bright almost yellow 'paint.' Started the 'novel' - well supposedly everyone has at least one in them - don't they ???  Now borrowing books from library on a regular basis - this free  local authority service should be used otherwise we may lose a valuable civic service. 

 

October

The first flight I have undertaken goes well although the weather in Jersey was wet and windy. Went to doctor's surgery for flu and pnuemonia jabs Friday - aching joints all Sunday. Family History research is very slow - 17th/18th century records difficult to come by. Started a project for a friend which is diverted me from the story, this is good - I was getting bogged down - too much research not enough writing!

 

November

Two years of boredom end - son of a Kenyan is now President elect of the land of the free!  A long weekend in Jorvik to celebrate Nic's graduation. Major re appraisal of story format. As a cold snap bites in - I am ill with sore throat and cold. 

 

December

 

Posted Christmas cards to friends in China, South Africa, Western Australia and Nebraska. Msn change blog format - overnight with no warning. Now have no access to world wide bloggers and lose several contacts. Still getting used to the changes. I go to Jorvik to spend the holiday with Nic, Marie and Alex. Reduce my carbon footprint by not going into Burton - too crowded with early festive shoppers. Manchester United win 'World club championships.' Even more good news is that petrol is down to £4 a gallon - the bad news is that interest rates are now 2%. Christmas and walking around the streets of Jorvik, seeing the student carol singers and musicians; the roasting chestnuts on a brazier; ambling through the Shambles and having a coffee at Starbucks. Had an excellent meal and Santa remembered where I was!  Spent all saturday morning talking to Yan in shanghai - improving her English.Now almost a week has passed and later tonight I will tune my TV into Jools Holland show, open the curtains to watch the expected firework display and toast you all with a large glass of special malt in a 'Glencairn whisky glass.' 

 

 Happy 2009 dear bloggers - whereever you are. 

 

Good ..will all men

 

It was Christmas Eve on a Tuesday

The shops was full of cheer,
With tinsel in the windows,
And presents twice as dear.
A thousand Father Christmases,
Sat in their little huts,
And folk was buying crackers
And folk was buying nuts.
 
All up and down the country,
Before the light was snuffed,
Turkeys they get murdered,
And cockerels they got stuffed,
Christmas cakes got marzipanned,
And puddin's they got steamed
Mothers they got desperate
And tired kiddies screamed.
 
Hundredweight's of Christmas cards,
Went flying through the post,
With first class postage stamps on those,
You had to flatter most.
Within a million kitchens,
Mince pies was being made,
On everyone's radio,
"White Christmas", it was played.
 
Out in the frozen countryside
Men crept round on their own,
Hacking off the holly,
What other folks had grown,
Mistletoe on willow trees,
Was by a man wrenched clear,
So he could kiss his neighbour's wife,
He'd fancied all the year.
 
And out upon the hillside,
Where the Christmas trees had stood,
All was completely barren,
But for little stumps of wood,
The little trees that flourished
All the year were there no more,
But in a million houses,
Dropped their needles on the floor.
 
 And out of every cranny, cupboard,
Hiding place and nook,
Little bikes and kiddies' trikes,
Were secretively took,
Yards of wrapping paper,
Was rustled round about,
And bikes were wheeled to bedrooms,
With the pedals sticking out.
 
Rolled up in Christmas paper
The Action Men were tensed,
All ready for the morning,
When their fighting life commenced,
With tommy guns and daggers,
All clustered round about,
"Peace on Earth - Goodwill to Men"
The figures seemed to shout.
 
The church was standing empty,
The pub was standing packed,
There came a yell, "Noel, Noel!"
And glasses they got cracked.
From up above the fireplace,
Christmas cards began to fall,
And trodden on the floor, said:
"Merry Christmas, to you all."

Pam Ayres

ITS CHRISTMAS

 

A LITTLE OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN A LAND FAR FAR AWAY. . . .

 In Palastine to be precise, a land under first Greek and then  Roman occupation for several hundred years. The territory had at various times been troubled by armed revolts and skirmishes with both armed and unarmed demonstrators. Dozens of sects flourished. So what was so different about, what was to become, the largest sect of 'dissadents' which survived, almost long enough, to see the end of the great Roman empire?

John the Baptist was said by his cousin Jesus to have been the greatest of all the prophets. "the voice crying in the wilderness" and "the man sent from God," Some six months older than jesus one wonders how he survived the infantacide ordered by Herod, no mention is made of his parents leaving the temple in jeruselam and fleeing to Egypt. Now in his late twenties John began preaching in the wilderness of Judaea, and baptising his followers — including Jesus himself — in the River Jordan. His message was that people should repent because the kingdom of heaven was at hand. In common with most sect leaders of the time he was eventually arrested and executed. John had no trial because of a trick: when Salome had so delighted Herod by her dancing he agreed to grant her any wish. At the urging herodias, her mother, she insisted on receiving the head of John the Baptist. This was duly granted to her. Herod must have spent most of his life either wringing his hands or washing them ! John the Baptist was renowned for his preaching of virtue and repentance; this, coupled with his willingness to suffer martyrdom rather than betray his duty to his Master, made him a fit candidate for Patron of the Order of Freemasonry. Although we know of one major defector, Andrew, for a couple of hundred years after his death, his followers outnumbered those of Peter. So what went wrong? Well I guess it was all down to spin. Power whether secular or religious even then was the name of the game. Two of jc's men, Peter and Mark had been executed in Rome. It became the political base of that sect. In the year 350, Pope Julius 1st. declared that "Christ’s birth" would be celebrated on December 25th.

There is little doubt that he was trying to make it easy for Pagan Romans (who were the majority at the time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion was a bit easier to swallow, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them. The Emperor Gratian (367-383 AD), in a final attempt to maintain control of the decaying Roman Empire outlawed pagan Mithraism and adopted christianity as the state religion. This was a direct result of him ending a run of defeats in battle and having run out of roman gods to dedicate a win to, chose the latest option from the east. Had he chosen the god of the forests, tree hugging would now be more in fashion and we would not be felling the rain forests with such blind enthusiasm.

 Or had the catholic church made the empire its first conquest? So it came to pass that the Pagan festivals for Mithras, the celebration of the winter solstice, Saternalia and the January observation of the Kalends, [which represented the triumph of life over death], became the new period dedicated to Advent, the birth of jesus and Epiphany. After all it is recognised fact that jesus was born nearer springtime than in the deep mid winter. Shepherds tend not to sit in snow covered fields with sheep in December. At this time of year livestock were usually herded as near the settlement as possible. Making them more easily accessible for slaughter. At this time Bethlehem was what we would call a hamlet - too small even to have a hostelry. The ground floor of an ordinary dwelling was for the animals. People lived on the first floor. With a  relatives house full, two teenagers turning up for the census, would have been given a place in the stable to sleep.

With the church calendar being formulated around the age old pagan festivals, customs and practises, it meant that in the the 5th Century, Advent began on  (St Martin's Day) and took the form of a six week fast. During the 6th century, Advent was reduced to its current length and later the fasting was dropped. Advent begins on the sunday nearest to 30th November [St Andrews Day, he being of course the very first disciple of jc], and lasts until midnight on christmas eve.  Advent sunday is the first of the four sundays before the 25th december. It would be another thousand years before christ's mass became christmas and was incidently introduced by the lutherans, a german catholic sect.  During the roman festival of saturnalia, and well into the 17th century, mummers, groups of costumed singers and dancers, would travel from house to house entertaining their neighbours, from this, the tradition of caroling was born. In northern europe it was customary for live evergreen trees to be brought into the homes as a reminder to inhabitants that soon their crops would grow again. Sprigs of mistletoe symbolizing fertility and everlasting life were placed at cave entrances and evergreen boughs were often carried as totems of good luck and were often present at weddings, representing fertility. The druids used the tree as a religious symbol, holding their sacred ceremonies while surrounding and worshipping huge trees. Legend, yes another one, has it that the modern christmas tree and it decorations, was first introduced to these shores by prince Albert, Queen Victoria's consort. Only two years after the introduction of the penny black in 1840, the first christmas card was sent. The giving of a present has continued down the ages, even before the romans and their feast of Saternalia. Tradition had it that these presents were exchanged on St Stephens day. Incidently he was the christian sects first martyr, stoned to death by a mob at the supreme court of ancient Israel and as the fledgling sect grew in strength his dedicated day was moved to December 26th. His present to his god was his life! A final saternalian tradition has been imitated in the last couple of centuries, when christmas day became the only holiday that domestic staff were allowed.

Apart from the growth of the card industry, the first act of commercialism at this time of year was an unnamed drink 'stealing' the image 'SANTA',turning his green garb to red and making him the centre of their advertisements. Let us reflect on the real man, the myth of St Nicholas and his mark on the modern winter festival. In the fourth century St. Nicholas was the bishop of Myra, in Turkey. Legend says he saved his town from starvation. He is also said to have revived three dead children, and to have offered gifts of dowries to poor girls. He would eventually become symbolic to many different kinds of people including pawnbrokers, who use the three gold bags (balls) as their identifying symbol. His name inspires legends in Russia, Greece, Northern France, Germany, Belgium and Holland. In Holland, for example, his legendary gifts of dowries to poor girls led to the custom of giving gifts to children on the eve of his feast day, 6 December. [He died in 343 AD]. Children can put their shoes in front of the fireplace. During the night St. Nicholas visits all the houses by travelling over the roofs on his traditionally a white horse,(called "Schimmel" in dutch), to put little presents in the children's shoes. Sometimes the children put straw, carrots and water near the shoe for the horse. Here in England, Father [of] Christmas or Santa Claus visits all the children on the eve of christmas day distributing presents. "Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house ,Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas would soon be there." From April until November, in the depths of Lapland, he supervises his elves in the production of all the toys that he will carry on his reindeer drawn sleigh.

 

                                                                    

 

 

In 24 hours he circumnavigates the world. Through american spy satallites you can plot his journey at:

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

 

I think Charles Dickens in “A Christmas Carol” reflects my thoughts:

“There are many things from which I have derived good, by which I have not profited.” “ I dare say.”   Said the nephew.  “Christmas,  being among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come around, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time that I know of, in the year long calendar, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and think of people below them as if they really were fellow – travellers to the grave and not a race of creatures bound on other journeys.”

Unlike one blog I have read recently I would never impose the fairy tales from my childhood on other's fortunate enough not to have been so indoctrinated. Now I recognise that this truly is how we should celebrate the winter festival of light and rebirth. It is St Nicholas/ sinterklaus/ who has kept the true meaning of this winter festival alive throughout the ages of religious oppression. Without any fuss or impossible promises he arrives every year on the dot, with your hopes fulfilled. This truly is a Saturnalia, a time to feast and make merry, to share presents with family and loved ones. As our ancestors did, we give thanks to the old year and to show a light to herald in a new  year and renewed belief in Mother Earth

 

I WISH YOU ALL A HEALTHY AND PEACEFUL FESTIVAL AND A PROSPEROUS 2009 

Grandma got run over @ christmas

 

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

 

From space to space.

 

A new friend recently asked if I lived in a castle. This made me realise how many people have disappeared from my list of contacts over the last 12 month's and how many new friends have entered this domain, knowing little of the writer. This is a rambling explanation I wrote some 3 years ago when I first began this space.

I imagine there is a name for it: defending your own personal space. We walk through the busy shopping precincts,crowded with christmas shoppers,we queue at the checkouts, each one of us defending that infinite gap of privacy from the people around us,trying to invisably input our pin numbers! As a single diner you would smile at the efforts that folk take in not occupying one of the three vacant seats at your table. The village pub, posh restaurant, theatre, soccer match,a moorland walk and most obvious of all, the beach - we huddle alone or in groups 'defending' our [dubious] ownership of a table,chair,area of sand. Then an Englishman,invented the WWW. [Yes another British invention that we have failed to capitalise on !]. The internet was soon available to us all. We could speak to people all over the planet - from our isolated dens/bedrooms. The screen and the electrical impulses, are as near as we allowed anyone to get close to us. I am amazed on reflection that I have been part of this revolution for some ten years now. Sadly this complete freedom is being sadly eroded, the "system" now provides names to contact! The first rule in those far off days was that you create and sustain your anonimity. My first effort reflected the strange world I was entering - 'Alien Dream'. In French you are aware they have masculine and feminine words, even in English AD was deemed to be 'feminine'. The problems are obvious!

My hobby is Genealogy, the history of my family. It will be plain to all that history is my favourite subject. History, is usually written by the main players, I find it more interesting to learn about how our ancestors coped with the social and economic problems of their days. The Hymn, All things bright an beautiful, says: 'The rich man in his castle, The poor man at his gate. Well my lot were both. All civilisations have protected family, in barrows, pallasaides and castles. The Anjovian Empire extended from the borders of Scotland to the Mediteranean Sea.......dotted around on rivers, on estuaries were castles. Some large some small. Testimony to the rich accomplishments of England and France. They are foreboding structures. Haunted by the spirits of the past. My fascination with castles began when I heard the methods employed during sieges. Two of which were the hurling of rancid meat into the castle for the starving defenders to eat. The catapult like structure, bears the name of one line of ancestors - did they make them?....Did they fire them ? .....!! Another was the idea of the besiegers digging under the castle foundations and shoring the castle up with tarred wood. This was ignited, [later gunpowder was used], and the wall of the castle collapsed. . On holiday we would visit the places like Conwy and Scarborough.....they put huge carpets up on the walls to stop the draughts and called them tapistries. Castle stairs apparently spiral to the right almost universally. The reason for this is most people are right handed and hold their sword in this hand. An attacker running up the stairs is therefore hampered by the central supporting column of the staircase. The defenders however did not suffer such problems. They drank and caroused the days away between battles. The castle owner paid for all these festivities and this became a recognised method for the monarch of the day to stop his followers from becoming too rich, and powerful! 

Sir William Pitt, Earl of Chatham, in 1766 made an impassioned defence of private homeowners against discretionary government searches.He enunciated on the right of an Englishman to be secure in his home: "The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail -- its roof may shake -- the wind may blow through it -- the storm may enter -- the rain may enter -- but the King of England cannot enter; all his forces dare not cross the threshold of that ruined tenement." In England, law is created by precedent - not a written constitution, so it is that this right dates back to 1604, the year that Shakespeare presented Othello. An individual named Semayne complained that his home had been broken into and his assets seized by the sheriff. The judgment that followed declared: 'The house of everyone is his castle.' It went on to say,' that if a door is open, a sheriff may enter but that it is not lawful for the sheriff, on request made and denied, at the suit of a common person to break the defendant's house.' One 18th-century commentator wrote: 'The law of England has so particular and tender a regard to the immunity of a man's house, that it styles it his castle, and will never suffer it to be violated with impunity. For this reason, no doors can in general be broken open to execute any civil process; though, in criminal cases, the public safety supersedes the private.

This right, "...of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated," is enshrined in the constitution of the Commonwealth of United States. [Fourth Amendment ].

The above is a rather convoluted explanation of why my space is named as it is. So yes I do live in a castle, my home IS my castle. As with most strategic edifices, it is built on a hill, overlooking the Trent Valley in Middle England. Unlike nearby Ashby Castle it has double glazing and the larder is always well stocked. [This latter fact comes from my genes who learnt to hoard during War time rationing!]. Whilst having had the title by document - it seemed that Glencairn was an appropriate name to use on the internet. I do not display a picture of the real Castle Glencairn for obvious reasons. As children we would play, King of the Castle, today I work on my computer and use the internet from my castle. It is the refuge from whence I travel around the world from this book lined room, isolated from, but close to you my friends the world over.

 

ONE FOR THE ROAD ??????

 

                                                                               

I went to a party
and remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, mum
so I had a sprite instead.


I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would.
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.


I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.


I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, mum,
something i expected least


Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say.
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
mum, his voice seems far away.


My own blood's all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.


I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.


So, why do people do it, mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.


Tell sister not to be afraid, mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when i go to heaven,
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.


Someone should have taught him,
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.


My breath is getting shorter, mum,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and i'm so unprepared.


I wish that you could hold me mum,
as I lie here and die.
I wish I could say "I love you mum!"
so I love you and goodbye !!


DRINK DRIVING WRECKS LIVES!


DONT DO IT !!

 ITS NOT BIG OR HARD !!


IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK A FOOL !!

OR A DEAD IDIOT !!


Copy And Paste This Into Your Website/Space To Make People Realise The Dangers

MANY A TRUE WORD SPOKEN IN . . . . .

 

J’accuse Henry Cole, Adolph Tuck, and Laurence Prang. They have made December a misery for us all, and the time has come to say "nun" je dis "nun" a Cole, Tuck, et Prang. The whole thing is ridiculous. Why didn’t someone lock Henry Cole in his bedroom on December 18, 1843, and plead through the keyhole: "Henry, don’t do it. Think of others. Think what it means."  But no, Henry was a live-wire, a colourful character, always doing something new and original, like helping to introduce perforated stamps and founding the Victoria & Albert Museum. So he sent the first-ever Christmas card, and Tuck started manufacturing them, and Prang commercialised it, and now we are all up till dawn sending embossed robins to everyone we know. I, meanwhile, am here with three dozen  Adoration of the Magis and the phone book, trying to work out my list in the certain knowledge that a card from me will cause nothing but panic ("we didn’t send him one"), relief ("we did"), or embarrassment ("we should have"). The pleasure involved is absolutely minimal.  It is the one area of social contact upon which etiquette falls strangely silent. For God’s sake, couldn’t someone give us some rules? "No need to send them to people you have seen in the last two months" would be helpful. And "forget it" if you’re just going to write "Jack and Doris". This merely gives the impression that you’ve been Having A Session, whacking them out like a Dagenham conveyor-belt." Of course, the best solution was invented accidentally by my old landlord. A wonderfully vague academic, he once stopped up all night writing cards with his wife. But the days passed and no mail came in return. Then one morning a solitary card arrived signed, "Love from Tom and Kitty". "Do we know them?" asked the wife. "No," replied the bemused academic. Next day, 13 cards arrived, all signed, "Love from Tom and Kitty". "They certainly seem to know us," said the academic, “Don’t they, Kit—"   At that point he realised that he had addressed all their cards to himself.

by Stephen Pile from the Sunday Times 1982

FIVE AND DIME SHOPS CLOSE DOWN.

 F. W. Woolworth, known throughout our land as "Woolies" is today beginning a final closing down sale. 800 shops will be selling all their stock off in the run up to christmas. It was a retail company that was one of the original American five-and-dime stores. The first Woolworth's store was founded, with a loan of $300, in 1878 by Frank Winfield Woolworth.
As a child and particularly at this time of the year, woolies was magic. One of Santa's helpers oversaw the toy grotto. Dolls for the girls, cars and clockwork trains for the boys. Games and the latest annuals for all. Magic indeed. Having grown older the wonder of the store, like the season, has diminuished. Our store in the depths  of Manchester had large square counters behind which stood the shop assistants - they were able to add the cost of your purchases together in their heads and, wonder of wonders, they could dispence your change without an electronic aid. Woolies was the place where they sold chocolate and sweets [In jars before the germy pik n mix!],  parents sent you for cotton and needles and nuts and bolts , candles and parafin oil. Buckets and mops and most other necesary household items. I still have in my cupboard a couple of dinner plates I bought for my first flat in Doncaster. When I first heard of the sale I thought great, I must pop around for a bargin or two but now I hesitate, the reason I and thousands of other people have deserted the company, is that they do not cater for the household, having been surplanted by Wilkinson's stores in most of our high streets. Half price cheap and shoddy toys, dvd's  by people I have never heard of and children's clothes are not very high on my weekly, let alone, my christmas list. Somewhere the management 'plan' lost its way, instead of selling what the folk needed they began to sell what the accountants decided we should have!
Goodbye Woolies - thanks for those childhood memories.

. . . . BUT EMILY LOVED HIM

 

Talking about YouTube - Bagpuss Full Intro / Titles / Theme
     

 

Another icon of British television has passed away: Oliver Postgate has died aged 83. Mr Postgate, who lived in Kent, created some of the best-loved children's TV series including Bagpuss, Ivor the Engine, the Clangers and Noggin the Nog. His work, screened on the BBC from the 1950s to the 1980s, was often in collaboration with the artist and puppeteer Peter Firmin. In a poll earlier this year, Bagpuss, a saggy pink cloth cat, was voted the best TV animal of all-time. The furry cat would wake up when his owner Emily left the room, and various other toys would also come to life, including Madeleine the rag doll. Only 13 episodes of Bagpuss were made in 1974. In October this year, the rights to the character were bought by company Coolbai, which said it planned to introduce him to a new generation.

    

"And when Bagpuss was asleep,
All his friends were asleep.
The mice were ornaments on the mouse organ.
Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls.
Professor Yaffle was just an old wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker.
Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat,
Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
But Emily loved him."

                                                           

The distinctive whistles made by the Clangers, performed on swanee whistles have become as identifiable as the characters themselves and are much imitated amongst viewers of the programme. The series creators have said that the Clangers, living in vacuum, did not actually communicate by sound, but rather by a type of nuclear magnetic resonance which was translated to audible whistles for the human audience.

 

                                                              

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArUmqqiL0s

 

 

And finally I introduce  Noggin the Nog:

 

 

                                                                  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jisqle37uWI

Brass Monkey Weather

 
It has been a cold and frosty day here in the castle - the gas engineer who came on Thursday to complete the annual maintenance decided The system thermastat was not functioning correctly so a different engineer will replace it tomorrow, Monday. I went to teh supermarket instead of my normal Monday trip. Bought a few vegetables, some neck of lamb for this week's casserole and some coffee, a 2 for 1 offer was on! I see that I have 4 pork chops and 6 pork sausages in my freezer with the poisoning of irish pigs and being uncertain as to where the pork is sourced maybe I should throw it away ?
It never ceases to amaze me as to why farmers feed livestock with poisonous substances, dioxin in eire, melamine in China. Of course it is nt only the animals that are fed unnatural products, vegetables are sprayed with arsenic to kill potato and carrot tops, is it any wonder bird's and bee's are disappearing from the countryside?
Looks like another frost is clamping its icy fingers over my garden and there is a distinctive chill in the air - so its to the kitchen for me and a warm mug of Horlicks before I retire for the night. . . .!
 

The NIGHT OF SNOW

 
La grande plaine est blanche, immobile et sans voix.
Pas un bruit, pas un son ; toute vie est éteinte.
Mais on entend parfois, comme une morne plainte,
Quelque chien sans abri qui hurle au coin d'un bois.

Plus de chansons dans l'air, sous nos pieds plus de chaumes.
L'hiver s'est abattu sur toute floraison ;
Des arbres dépouillés dressent à l'horizon
Leurs squelettes blanchis ainsi que des fantômes.

La lune est large et pâle et semble se hâter.
On dirait qu'elle a froid dans le grand ciel austère.
De son morne regard elle parcourt la terre,
Et, voyant tout désert, s'empresse à nous quitter.

Et froids tombent sur nous les rayons qu'elle darde,
Fantastiques lueurs qu'elle s'en va semant ;
Et la neige s'éclaire au loin, sinistrement,
Aux étranges reflets de la clarté blafarde.

Oh ! la terrible nuit pour les petits oiseaux !
Un vent glacé frissonne et court par les allées ;
Eux, n'ayant plus l'asile ombragé des berceaux,
Ne peuvent pas dormir sur leurs pattes gelées.

Dans les grands arbres nus que couvre le verglas
Ils sont là, tout tremblants, sans rien qui les protège ;
De leur oeil inquiet ils regardent la neige,
Attendant jusqu'au jour la nuit qui ne vient pas.


Guy de MAUPASSANT
 
5 August 1850 – 6 July 1893
 
 

 

  The large plain is white, motionless and without voice.
Not a noise, not a sound; any life is extinct.

But one hears sometimes, like a dull complaint,
Some dog without shelter which howls with the corner of a wood.

More songs in the air, under our feet more thatches.
The winter fell down on any flowering;
Stripped trees draw up at the horizon
Their skeletons bleached as well as phantoms.

The moon is broad and pale and seems to hasten.
It would be said that it cold in the large austere sky.
Of its dull glance she traverses the ground,
And, seeing any desert, hastens to leave us.

And cold on us the rays fall which it darts,
Fantastic gleams that it from goes away sowing;
And snow lights with far, sinisterly,
With the strange reflections of clearness blafarde.

Oh! the terrible night for the small birds!
A frozen wind shivers and runs by the alleys;
Them, not having more shaded asylum of the cradles,
Cannot sleep on their cold legs.

In the large naked trees which the glaze covers
They are, all there trembling, without anything which protects them;
Of their anxious eye they look at snow,


SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Interest rates haven't caused the recession.  The nearer to 0% the greater the danger! We need to be clear about cause and effect, before suggesting solutions.  We have disorder in the economy. Why??  Not because interest rates were too high, but because the availability of spare money (capital) has dried up.  Normally, when capital is in short supply, interest rates have rise in order to attract new saving and investment, but the reverse is actually happening.  The authorities are trying to influence demand by lowering interest rates, which are (in effect) only an indicator of the level of demand - but not the engine itself. 

The hottest temperature ever recorded in a friend’s conservatory was 126 degrees Fahrenheit. [ 52 C.] The way to reduce the temperature inside was to open the door and windows to let some heat out, not to drill a hole in the bottom of the glass tube to allow the mercury out! The reading might have fallen, but it wouldn't have fooled anyone. They would still have said "It's hot in here, isn't it!"

At the moment, we have tens of thousands of people losing their jobs every week.  Those people haven't suddenly lost their skills, or their need to earn a living.  Had bankers run the financial system in a sensible way, firms would still be producing goods and services, and people would still be purchasing them.  Interest rates would fluctuate from time to time to reflect the general level of demand for spare money, and attract new savings.  Normally, when there is 'too much' spare capital available to lend, interest rates fall, and when there is 'not enough', interest rates rise. It could be said, and has been by more intelligent folk than me, that boom and bust is a natural economic cycle. At the moment there is 'not enough' spare capital to lend to prospective home-buyers and businesses, and insufficient money and the willingness for Banks to lend to each other - yet interest rates are being artificially lowered!  Something has to 'give'.  Without a safety valve, pressure builds up until the economic/financial'boiler' and finally it bursts!  We are already seeing signs of this.  The balance of payments is getting progressively worse; the exchange rate will continue to fall; and the Government will cause massive inflation by pretending that the Exchequer has unlimited resources to bail out every failing bank, when it knows full well that it doesn't, except by printing more and more money. The £ in you pocket is buying less day by day! We all need to stop pretending, and face the fact that capitalism (and our ability to control it) has failed. Until this happens, the same mistakes will be repeated again and again until everything fails.  Money and profit alone must not be allowed to shape our society.

ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ! ! !

 

The anonymous Windows Live people  strike again – like a midnight commando raid they infiltrate into the very heart of my computer, ripping out all the well known and automatic keystrokes. They leave as stealthily as they arrived – leaving behind chaos and frustration. I cannot access parts of my own space – in common with, I must assume, many thousands of people. I need my password to access my own photos?? How irritating! Which password is that ?? The one I invented last year or 2 years ago or maybe the 3 year old one??  I thought the internet gave me access to the world. In 3 short years msn have restricted my access to a dozen buddies who, so msn informs me are ‘friends’. Who said I want, indeed need,to know what my friend A is saying to their friend C? To read friend C’s blog it appears they must give me permission and accept me as a friend. It may have escaped the notice of the thought police that there were two types of blogger – those who collect  ‘friends’, as one would train numbers or stamps and those who prefer to retain a small nucleus of friends who share common values and visit each other on a regular basis.The database of my ‘friends’ names has also changed – the programme is sending requests to two email addresses – without any instruction from me! Names of 2 contacts have disappeared. Are they on a msn blacklist ???????? Like the rest of my readers, well, the 11 of you, I will over the next weeks and months struggle to master the unasked for and unnecessary changes.

FROM THOSE WHO KNOW : Subject: RE: msn The Windows Live Spaces site had reached a plateau in terms of users and people weren’t finding it interesting anymore.  So they had to do something to keep their jobs, not to get a bonus…[MY RATHER RUDE COMMENT!]...Here’s some background on the changes, which includes better integration with Messenger and Hotmail, and even allows you to pull your other activities/notifications into once place if you use things like Twitter or Flickr etc.  http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9122122&intsrc=news_ts_head All the photo stuff you see in Facebook is also available now i.e. the ability to tag photos with people etc.

It has started to snow and the Gas Engineer will soon be here to fix my heating system. . . au revoir

yes !!!!!!!!!

Man Utd 5-3 Blackburn

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BOMBS

 
 

The UK is among over 100 countries signing the Convention on Cluster Munitions today, effectively outlawing the controversial weapons. The convention, prohibits the use, production, stockpiling and transfer of cluster munitions.

The convention that also commits the 107 signatories to destroying their stockpiles of cluster bombs, clearing contaminated areas and helping victims.

The United States and China are among the absentees who will NOT SIGN.